weird weird weird.
I'm trying to cure this weirdness by going out tonight.
I got pulled over for the first time ever today.
because i'm retarded...
and when the cop asks me why I tried to run a red light all I can say is
"I'm retarded."
and he let me go for my honesty.
weird weird day.
3 comments:
I wish I would have said "I'm Retarded" but I didn't and I got tickets!!! WAAAAAA I am glad that it worked for you! Miss you...
ummmm
iloveyou.
best. moment. ever.
I was going to write almost exactly what alishuh wrote.
but ISTILLLOVEYOU.
and I'm really glad I just found your blog.
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